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Bloody Duignan, gets to go to conferences on Madeira! What do I get? Blimmin’ conference in London (not too bad I suppose), meetings in Withernsea, the angry residents of Kilnsea…friggin’ choice. There is no hope. Man, I’m so negative.
Tomorrow (you’ll have a laugh) we have a ‘Team Building Day’…it’s not fun. Everyone gets to spiel about their shite, there’s no drinking until after, and probably not even then. Bugger the work crap, I could go for hours…[sigh].
But did you know that I am now going to New York with Ellie and her flat (well some of them) to watch her flatmate dance amongst other things. Apparently she’s some contemporary dancer?? So I’m going to get a hotdog, ride in a yellow taxi, hit some dirty jazz bar, go to Central Park, wouldn’t mind seeing a show, climb the Empire State Building, pull Donald’s Trump’s toupee off and expose him for the charlatan he is, maybe go to Yankee Stadium, maybe…I’m all out of ideas so far…
Also supposed to be booking a trip to Iceland at some point, and somehow managed to get myself paying for two others as well (that new savings account I’ve just opened hasn’t got a chance).
Tomorrow (you’ll have a laugh) we have a ‘Team Building Day’…it’s not fun. Everyone gets to spiel about their shite, there’s no drinking until after, and probably not even then. Bugger the work crap, I could go for hours…[sigh].
But did you know that I am now going to New York with Ellie and her flat (well some of them) to watch her flatmate dance amongst other things. Apparently she’s some contemporary dancer?? So I’m going to get a hotdog, ride in a yellow taxi, hit some dirty jazz bar, go to Central Park, wouldn’t mind seeing a show, climb the Empire State Building, pull Donald’s Trump’s toupee off and expose him for the charlatan he is, maybe go to Yankee Stadium, maybe…I’m all out of ideas so far…
Also supposed to be booking a trip to Iceland at some point, and somehow managed to get myself paying for two others as well (that new savings account I’ve just opened hasn’t got a chance).
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