A trip down south to the Pyrenees
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Classic one liners.
Words of wisdom from the big Governator in Kalifornia: You cannot deny climate change now as a politician because… "Your political base will melt away as surely as the polar ice caps," he said. "... You will become a political penguin on a smaller and smaller ice floe that is drifting out to sea. Goodbye, my little friend! That's what's going to happen." Doesn't it remind you of some of Arnie's classic one liners? "Let off some steam Bennet" as he shoves a steam pipe through the other dude's chest. Awesome. He's still got it.
At least I've played cricket
Cricket World Cup: So am thinking of heading over to the World Cup in the Windies as Mr. H.Marshall - no-one will know! I bat just as good as he does. It's fair to say we're fucked now, Vincent a.k.a Buttface, has gone with a limp wrist thanks to secret agent man, Tuffey has gone and so there is no-one to play guitar and sing 10 guitars for the boys, Dizzy is still lame and apparently can bowl but not throw. Otherwise I was starting to rate our chances of getting into the semi's. I've also decided to apply for a job in a fried chicken restaurant in Bermuda, as there is one hungry mofo heading home, and we all know fried chicken is slimming. Go the Rock Leverock! the working man's hero. Apparently Inzi sat on Bob's face and that is why there is no marks, and explains the vomit.
MISS UNIVERSE NZ returns
Get voting in the relaunched Miss Universe NZ ! I think i'm going to vote for either Carena West (she should be of Outrageous Fortune), or Miss Tauranga. I hope they televise it. One of them is a sharemilker and fishing guide! Go NZ! Go women's lib!
Just a few more records for those Aussies to break yet...
Just a few thoughts about the gloroius (never to be repeated at dinner parties in Sydney) victory over the Ockers this evening - let's fucking rub it in. Mr. Cricket or Mr Match-fixer cum bookie? Shane Bond's catch is going to be on the highlights for a long time. They say Michael Hussey is so hot that when he went to the Virgin Islands, when he left they just called them 'The Islands'. Does Michael Hussey now have the dubious distinction of having the best one day record as a player, and the worst as a Captain? Spanking " The 77-run over Martin Williamson March 19, 2005 Bert Vance: a footnote in cricket history © The Cricketer When people are asked what is the most number of runs to come off one over, thoughts turn immediately to Tilak Raj and Malcolm Nash who both conceded 36, to Ravi Shastri and Garry Sobers respectively. But in February 1990, Bert Vance went for more than twice that number in what ranks as one of first-class cricket's oddest overs. T...