I knew I was doing it wrong!!

As some of you know I am going through the process of trying to sort my life out, get out of this town and head for greener pastures, firstly i need a new visa. If I strike the rigt officer, I could be in! see the story below:
Sex for immigration in the UK...

I think this is what happens when you tick the fast track application box on your Visa form...if you work for us, we work for you!