Yesterday

Today was my compressed day off. So as you do when you are young, impressionable, carefree – I went down to Hull (pronounced ‘Holl’, equivalent to ‘Hole’)…to go shopping. The sort of shopping spree I went on today would make some go pale. It was quite invigorating spending lots of money really quickly. Shopping is still a chore though, for me and for most men. I felt like a bit of a metrosexual with al my shopping bags walking through the Chav capital of the world. Just need a shave…And no I didn’t buy any tracksuits and goldie lookin’ chains, no sneakers, and certainly no run-of-the-mill spiky haircut with the Kevin Pieterson badger add-ons.

Spent about £200 though on new work, play clothes. Much needed. Once you start it’s hard to stop aye girls…??!! I was worn out after two hours. More power to you Cint - I definitely couldn’t shop for two weeks straight.

I had to laugh thogh, the first big shopping session I’ve ever really done – and it was in Hull...Nice. I am one classy guy. Yep that’s me.

Comments

Anonymous said…
You're all class Tom!!! Had to laugh... Mind you, 200 quid in Hole would have got you a bit more than 200 quid in London, no? You sure you didn't sneak in a mullet haircut?

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